Spun out Golden Showers

I wanted to share a couple dopey stories from a chapter in my debaucherous life that dates back to 1997. I packed all I could in a Ford Escort & hightailed it to join my boyfriend to live in LA the day after I graduated college. I had always partied and was ready to live it up. I arrived & my boyfriend had been up for days. I had done my fair share of meth but hadn’t had ice. This was the peak for ice. Needless to say, I didn’t get a job. We managed to get by on my boyfriend’s drifting for a couple months. His high ass landed in & out of jail bouncing from LA County to Orange County. I tried temp work for a bit before I figured out I could make a lot more money being a private dancer (no sex). The gig seemed a lil scary at first but really was kinda fun especially when you are spun the fuck out. The company provider all the girls with a driver/bouncer. Another girl & I got called out for a special request to give a man golden showers. We proceeded on our “Double Trouble” to his hotel pounding water on the way after a gas station bathroom pit stop to smoke ice out of a lightbulb. Easiest money ever! The guy had us stand on his hotel bed and we pulled our panties to the side & pissed in his mouth. He literally drank it down. Job done collect $1000. We asked him afterwards naturally why that was his kink. He said because “I worship women & their urine is their nectar”.