The Time Chris Broke his Neck while Skiing Drunk, Vomited Purple Tuna, was Court-Mandated to a Brain Injury Program (where his roommate wore a diaper)
Masturbation with skinhead roommate!
Original title: Dopey5: Skiing Drunk, Broken Neck, TBI, Jail, DETOX, Rehab, Recovery, Dope, crack, heroin, trauma
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