Tim

My name is Tim. I live in suburbs right outside of Philadelphia, so obviously I used to go cop in Philly. One night me and a guy I know(I don’t say friend because he wasn’t he was just some dude who introduced me to my connect) we were driving around waiting on the guy to call us back so we could go get our shit. He finally calls us and tells us we could come grab some samples. It was a new batch of shit so he would always let us come get samples to be his test dummies. The funny part about the whole sample situation is that we dealt with about four different guys and they were all from the same family so when one would call to give us samples, all four of them would end up calling for us to come grab samples. So now we are on a mission to drive to all the different dealers spots to pick up samples. We were on our way to the third guy when we get close he tells us to give him about 10 minutes. We end up driving around for about 15-20 minutes till we finally meet up with him. So we now have about 6 bags each because each guy gave us 2 bags each . I pull away from meeting him I turn the corner and the blue lights go on behind me. I’m in my wife’s parents car and I have a suspended license so immediately I think I’m fucked . The cops come to the car they don’t ask for any of my information right away they just asked me what I’m doing in this neighborhood so I start trying to make up some bullshit excuse. They don’t believe me at all and say just be honest with them and it will make my life a lot easier. So me and the guy I’m with finally tell them what we’re there for. We told him we were there to get dope. He asked me for my license, I give him my license he takes me out of the car and walks me back to sit in the back of the cop car. He doesn’t search me or anything he puts me in the back of the car with the window down and he proceeds to talk to the guy I’m with. I’m listening and I hear this cop talking to the guy I’m with saying don’t I know you from somewhere and the guy I’m with says yeah I brought you on a high speed chase about six months ago down Cobbs creek. So at this point I know I’m fucked and I’m going to jail so I reach in my pockets I pull out all six bags of dope and I just start snorting them as fast as I can. I’m sitting in the back of the cop car hi as fuck just waiting to be brought to jail. five minutes later the cop walks over opens the door pulls me out takes the cuffs off me and tells me if he sees me in this neighborhood again I’m going to jail. I couldn’t fucking believe he was letting us go. I was happy I wasn’t going to jail but I was pissed that I just did all my dope. So we got back in the car drove to the last guy who had samples for us and parted ways and we both went home. I just wanted to share that story with you. I love your podcast I listen to it every day and I’m gonna keep listening to it. Stay strong Dopey Nation and Toodles for Chris!!!!!