Drug of choice

Coke & Crack

Eight balls, crack houses, speedballs and very bad decisions.

273 episodes

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Total ReplayJun 29, 2026 · 1 hr 37 min

Dopey Replay #34: Dave Smuggles Ibogaine from Canada, Big Bird on Heroin, Coke Before Court & OG Dopey with Chris

This Dopey Replay goes back to Episode 34, a classic early Dave-and-Chris-only episode packed with old-school Dopey chaos. Dave opens by reflecting on the…

Dopey 586Jun 5, 2026 · 2 hr 58 min

NEW DOPEY CLASSIC! Robbing Drug Dealers! Federal Indictment! Lesbian Prison Romance! Heroin! Crack! & Single Motherhood in Recovery with Kelly P

This week on Dopey! We check in from deep inside Knicks playoff mania, tackles a listener email about dating in early recovery, and shares some hard-earned…

Wednesday DoseJun 3, 2026 · 1 hr 44 min

Serious Crack Smoking! Sleeping on the Subway! Rikers Island! Brownsville, Brooklyn! & 36 Years of Recovery - The Wednesday Dose of Dopey with Michael Muniz

The episode kicks off with a classic hippie Dopey email from listener MB, who recounts a spectacular Phish tour nitrous disaster. After days of ketamine…

Dopey 585May 30, 2026 · 2 hr 41 min

PCP at 12, Selling Crack, Violence, Life in Prison, Freedom, The Unlikey Inspiring story of Haneef Perry

This week on Dopey! Lots of stuff in this one: my ridiculous dog emergency room experience plus three tick bites in one day!Then we get into listener love …

ExtrasMay 27, 2026 · 1 hr 30 min

They Call Heroin Dog Food! Crack in Gordon Heights! Celebrating 6 Years Sober with Handsome Evan

This Week on the Wednesday Dose! The episode opens with Dave feeling sick but super inspired by the Knicks, community in general, and the way Dopey Nation…

Dopey’s Greatest HitsMay 21, 2026 · 2 hr 14 min

Robbing Crack Dealers and Surviving Hell on Long Island - Motorcycle Gang Gary from the Beach

Dave opens this Dopey Greatest Hits episode with a full Long Island transportation saga after the LIRR strike, the Knicks comeback, Australian Dopey Nation…

Dopey 583May 15, 2026 · 3 hr 1 min

Kidnapped at 11, Running Naked from the Cops on Meth, Heroin, Crack, Human Trafficked, Redemption with Keta Loren

Dave opens the show talking about Susan’s eighth birthday and the family trip to Music on the Mountain in Ludlow, Vermont for the Phoenix and Divided Sky…

Tuesday TeaserMay 12, 2026 · 37 min

Tuesday Teaser: Raytreon! Crackheads Burned Down Chelsea! Heavy Breathing! Luxury Projects! Recovery!

Dave and Ray kick off a weird “Christmas in May” Dopey Tuesday with an old Ray parody song before diving into stories about Chelsea in the ‘90s, addiction…

ExtrasMay 6, 2026 · 1 hr 56 min

Euphoria Sucks! The Gayest Dopey in Awhile, Trapped in a Drug Dealer’s Trunk: Zach Noe Towers, Twink Death, Ecstacy, Hate Mail, MDMA, Coke

This week on the Wednesday Dose! Dave opens the Wednesday Dose of Dopey talking about Patreon backlash over Selby’s heavy breathing during the Tuesday…

ExtrasMay 4, 2026 · 58 min

The Worst Dopey Ever? Prince Dies! Cocaine Overdose, Sleepwalking on Ketamine, Recovery

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Dopey 581May 1, 2026 · 2 hr 1 min

Zoe Hansen; Heroin, Sex Work, Shooting Speedballs, The Chelsea Hotel & Dying in Nancy Spungen’s Bed

This Week on Dopey! We open the show in full single-dad chaos mode—juggling pickups, tutoring, dance class, concerts, naps gone wrong, and trying to make it…

Dopey’s Greatest HitsApr 30, 2026 · 2 hr 53 min

Demonic Coke, Meth, Heroin and the Blues on Dopey's Greatest Hits with the Great Jason Ricci

On this Thursday Dopey Greatest Hits episode, Dave opens the show reacting to angry Spotify comments from the previous Amanda de Cadenet episode, joking…

Total ReplayApr 27, 2026 · 1 hr 12 min

Shooting Coke, Bell Ringers, Dopey Monday Replay: Farts, Rehab, Lou Reed & Francis + Billy Baroo Returns

This week on the replay! We open this Monday's show by reflecting on starting Dopey with Chris after meeting at Mountainside rehab and why replaying old…

Dopey 578Apr 10, 2026 · 2 hr 55 min

Louis lost 10.2 Million Dollars to Gambling! PLUS Murder! Oxys! Coke! Nothing's off the Table!

This week on Dopey! We shout out some epic dopes! Katie B with 8 fucking years and Scott Wic with 6 years!!!!

ExtrasApr 9, 2026 · 2 hr 1 min

A Listener $h!ts himself on a Carnival Ride After Doing Fake Cocaine. PLUS Hasnie the EMT/Belly Dancing Alcoholic, Pills, Recovery

Dave tees up a Greatest Hits episode featuring Hasnie, a belly dancer turned first responder alcoholic with a wild, emotional story. Before that, we get a…

Total ReplayApr 6, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min

Dopey Total Replay: Ram Dass, Kicking Xylazine, GIRLS! Old Junky Business in NYC - Chris Pisses his Pants and Dry's them on Tanning Bed, Coke, Recovery

This week on the total Replay! Kicking Xylazine and other weird new compunds! Comments! Krby J explores early 80's NYC Junky stuff! Me and Chris talk Dopey…

Dopey 577Apr 3, 2026 · 2 hr 5 min

Andy Frasco: Cocaine, Mushrooms, Sex Addiction & The Party That Almost Killed Him, Jam Bands

This week on Dopey! The AMAZING ANDY FRASCO comes to my dad's to record Dopey! First we read an email from a woman in recovery who used while she was…

ExtrasApr 1, 2026 · 1 hr 33 min

Behind the Dopey: Hillel Slovak and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, LA, Crack ,Jane's Addiction, Heroin, Death, Recovery with B. Getz

- wild Spotify comments (crack paranoia, OD stories, MAT debates) - running/fitness talk - LSD-in-a-lake nostalgia - community love + Zoom + Patreon plugs

Dopey’s Greatest HitsMar 26, 2026 · 2 hr 7 min

Artie Lange: Heroin, Coke, Overdose, Suicide, Howard Stern, and the Day Everything Fell Apart, Dopey's Greatest Hits Replay

This week on Dopey's Greatest Hits - The Patrons voted for Artie Lange! In one of my most proud moments - we had the honor of havingArtie Lange on the show.…

Dopey’s Greatest HitsMar 19, 2026 · 2 hr 9 min

OC 30's, Crack Runs, Shooting Cocaine into a Pick Line into His Heart - Chris’ Sponsor Dylan

Dopey Greatest Hits intro + Patreon pitch (26 cents a day rant)

Dopey 573Feb 27, 2026 · 2 hr 22 min

Dave Marquess stabbed a Kid in 8th Grade, Turned Purple OD’ing on Fentanyl in Jail, Boofed His Cell Phone During Raid, Dopesick & Snowed In at a Klan Rally, Drove Hookers While Shooting Speedballs, RECOVERY!

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Dopey 572Feb 20, 2026 · 2 hr 11 min

CLASSIC DOPEY! Jenni G. – Rave Ecstasy to Heroin Hell, Mushrooms Epiphany & California Sober + Intense Coke Paranoia Voicemail & Trauma Recovery

this week on Dopey — We reconnect with Jenni G. Rochester rave survivor, Purchase/White Plains running buddy via Aurora. They unpack decades: Jenni’s attic…

Wednesday DoseFeb 18, 2026 · 1 hr 43 min

Bob Forrest Unloads: Wednesday Dose of Dopey: Crack can Cure Meth Addiction, Phones Are the New Drugs, Unity Beats Division!

Today on Dopey! We promote Dopeywood 2026 tickets (April 12 at Comedy Store LA with Marc Maron, Bobby Lee, Margaret Cho, Darrell Hammond, Sam Miller, Allie…

Tuesday TeaserFeb 17, 2026 · 26 min

ROBUST RAYTREON TEASER! Today on Dopey! Minnesota Matt’s Wild Peru Coke Cliffhanger (Pure Lines, Airport Smuggle Risk & Threesome Tease)

Today on Dopey! Dave and new co-host Doug Brown kick off a banked Tuesday Patreon episode from Sayville (prepping for Florida trip, five-days-of-Dopey…